Okay so here's a list of shit I've lost since the start of the year (that I didn't want to lose):
- Two USB flash drives
- One working laptop
- Short spans of memory due to alcohol
- Large spans of time due to gaming
- Money, due to various shit that didn't actually result in any real benefit to me.
- Safety glasses, one pair
- Cold sore cream, one tube
- Sunglasses, one pair
- Eyesight in left eye, temporary
- Motivation to complete tertiary studies, repeatedly
- Free time, all of it, due to motherfucking everything
And here's the list of shit I wanted to lose but haven't actually lost yet:
- Virginity
Fuckin' A.
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