Showing posts with label 10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 10. Show all posts

Monday, March 22, 2010

10 'oh shit' moments (for him)

1. When you're flirting with a girl and her boyfriend shows up.
2. When you wake up after sex, and your ass hurts.
3. When the girl you're making out with has an Adam's apple.
4. When you have sex with a girl, and find out she's your cousin.
5. When anything breaks.
6. When someone sticks Semtex to your riot shield.
7. When it's a trap!
8. When you ejaculate with your pants still on.
9. When you find out your girlfriend has a husband.
10. When you wake up naked, the girl next to you is naked, and your girlfriend is standing above you.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

10 moments to rage (Modern Warfare 2)

1. You've just hit a 25 kill streak, and before you can hit '6' to activate nuke, your computer BSODs.
2. When you get claymored.
3. When you're spawncamped.
4. When you lose.
5. When you get knifed.
6. When you get tubed.
7. When you get camped.
8. When there's a hacker, who loudly proclaims his 'skill'.
9. When you die, respawn, then the guy that killed you first time marathons past and kills you again.
10. When you're defusing the bomb, and get killed, because your team is all camping on the other side of the map for some fucked up reason.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

10 things I hate about binary

1. People understand it.
2. People don't understand it.

Friday, March 19, 2010

10 awkward moments (for him)

1. When she says she's pregnant.
2. When she says she loves you.
3. When you wake up in bed, naked, and there's a guy with you.
4. When you wake up, and people are standing around staring down at you.
5. When introducing two female friends to each other.
6. When the girl you're with starts chatting to friends you don't know.
7. When someone catches you jacking off.
8. The morning after sex/party/lan session.
9. When you walk in on people having sex.
10. When you're chatting up a hot chick you've met previously, and she doesn't remember you.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

10 things that I hate

1. I hate it when the bus/tram/train is early, and you're late.
2. I hate it when the bus/tram/train is late, and you're early.
3. I hate it when the pearls in your milk tea clump together.
4. I hate it when I'm wrong.
5. I hate it when you're right.
6. I hate it when people "TaLK lYk dIs".
7. I hate it when people don't give up their seats on public transport to those who need them.
8. I hate it when people wear hats indoors.
9. I hate it when people say 10, but only give 9.

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