Monday, March 22, 2010

10 'oh shit' moments (for him)

1. When you're flirting with a girl and her boyfriend shows up.
2. When you wake up after sex, and your ass hurts.
3. When the girl you're making out with has an Adam's apple.
4. When you have sex with a girl, and find out she's your cousin.
5. When anything breaks.
6. When someone sticks Semtex to your riot shield.
7. When it's a trap!
8. When you ejaculate with your pants still on.
9. When you find out your girlfriend has a husband.
10. When you wake up naked, the girl next to you is naked, and your girlfriend is standing above you.

1 comment:

Medkid said...

Lol OJ. Why am I surprised that most of these are sexually orientated? I thought you were better than this (aka asexual). xD

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