My left eye

Alright, so as some of you might know, my left eye is pretty fucked up.

"How fucked up?", you ask?

Well today I went to the Royal Victorian Eye and Ear Hospital over on Victoria Street. After about an hours worth of having lights shone in my eye, UV lights shone in my eye, dye put into my eye, anaesthetic eye drops, more lights, it turns out I have a 2-3mm scratch on my left eyeball, with an unknown infection growing underneath.

Fuck.

So they decided to take samples of hte infection to see what it is, and hopefully get rid of it.

That involved scraping along my eye with a tiny thin needle. Do you realise how fucking hard it is not to blink when there's this glass thing touching your eyeball that, if one millimetre too far, could puncture it? Fucking. Nervous. Shit.

Anyway so they plated that onto blood agar, nutrient agar, I think a motility test plus a bunch of other shit. Hopefully get results soon.

Along with that, I have these ofloxacin antibiotic eye drops, just to start fucking up that infection. Problem is, I have to put them in every hour. Every fucking hour, day or night. For the next two days. Goodbye normal sleep patterns. They also cause blurriness, so I won't be able to read for shit.

Exam on Thursday. Applying for special consideration. Hope to fuck I get it, or I am so boned for this subject. Ironic thing is, the exam is Molecular Biology. In which we actually did a prac on bacteria, plating it and stuff. Oh karma, thou art a heartless bitch.

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Quote of the week:

[11/06/2011 11:47:13 PM] Hungy: but need someone to express interest in my naked body first

Context is up to your imagination.

Quote of the day:

[7:58:22 PM] J.Z.: I ...... yes.
[7:58:52 PM] J.Z.: like when i'm lost in life
[7:59:28 PM] J.Z.: i look at pretty girls' partially naked bodies

penisanalise

[12:00:48 AM] Oliver Jiang: Is this a takehome exam?
[12:00:53 AM] Oliver Jiang: Or just a randomcrap essay you need to do
[12:01:56 AM] Victor Liaw: yeah its a take home
[12:02:03 AM] Oliver Jiang: Yeah then...it's an exam
[12:02:12 AM] Oliver Jiang: Don't you get penisanalised if you hand it in late
[12:02:55 AM] Victor Liaw: tahts a good question
[12:02:57 AM] Victor Liaw: with the law one
[12:03:00 AM] Victor Liaw: you fail
[12:03:02 AM] Victor Liaw: because its an exam
[12:03:14 AM] Victor Liaw: and they equate it to being absent from the exam room
[12:03:21 AM] Victor Liaw: this is a bullshit wanky subjecet hough
[12:03:26 AM] Oliver Jiang: I like it because if you take out "isan" it becomes "penalised"
[12:03:51 AM] Oliver Jiang: Ohh, yeah, makes sense
[12:03:52 AM] Oliver Jiang: (y)
[12:03:57 AM] Oliver Jiang: So how come
[12:03:59 AM] Oliver Jiang: You're replying to me
[12:04:00 AM] Victor Liaw: OH MY GOD
[12:04:01 AM] Oliver Jiang: and not writing
[12:04:06 AM] Victor Liaw: I JUST READ WHAT OU WROTE
[12:04:07 AM] Victor Liaw: BAD CHILD.
[12:04:22 AM] Oliver Jiang: ...oh fuck me you're going to fail everything.

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[12:06:53 AM] Victor Liaw: you do remember that I have a habit of releasing anger through violence at inanimate objects
[12:07:08 AM] Oliver Jiang: I thought that was how you 'repair' shit
[12:07:26 AM] Victor Liaw: it repairs me
[12:07:26 AM] Victor Liaw: :)
[12:07:41 AM] Oliver Jiang: So...you're shit.

Comrade Hungy in the RSA

Hungy-Թ says (5:07 PM):
*speed heaps
*it was good
*wait
*whats the past tense of speed
*spead?
*speeded?

As you can tell, Hungy has gone to a foreign place where English is not the primary language, thus resulting in a degradation of his own English skills.

I hear he's having a lot of fun over there, you can check it out at http://fibercakes.blogspot.com/

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In other news, I threw up due to alcohol for the first time yesterday. Not pleasant. The journey sure was fun, though! Tuan's birthday, then Vietnamese Students' Association trivia night, and then Kym's place! Gotta love holidays :D

My laptop continues to suck ass.

Things you learn!

Apparently, this is what a 2 litre bottle looks like before they inflate it for use! Compare to the hand for size!



Props to Cindy for the link ^^

Easter

"Greatest man in history, named Jesus, had no servants, yet they called him Master. Had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Re-post if you truly believe"

"Greatest man in history" is a pretty big claim for a guy who walked around one tiny region of the world doing stuff. And considering he's "The Son of God", who many interpret to be God Himself in human form, you can hardly consider Jesus a man.

"I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul."
No man is the master of me, but myself.

Confucius said, “When three men walk together, there is always something I can learn.”, firmly establishing the idea of learning from all sources regardless of 'degrees', a full 500 years before the birth of Christ. Also, did they even have degrees back then?

A healer of hearts and minds need not have medicines. Look at psychotherapists. Dentists too do not use medicine. Nor do surgeons. Or any number of the medical professions.

Kings fear a lot of things. They fear other kings. They fear their subjects. They fear their nobles. They fear their own children.

Conquered the world? Really? Sure, one dude walking around the Middle East obviously conquered the ENTIRE world.

Crime is a subjective notion. To the people that crucified Jesus, He had sinned by claiming to be the Son of God.

He was buried in a tomb, respawned three days later, then randomly ascended to Heaven for...no apparent reason. Actually, nobody really even takes notice of when Jesus ascended to Heaven. It's completely glossed over. This is despite the overwhelming notice paid to His surviving being crucified. Makes no sense.

Anyway, if Easter is about when Jesus was resurrected, why does the date change every year? Why doesn't it stay fixed like Christmas?