Chinese limericks

从前有个女孩儿叫Linh,
想保护她自己的心,
她表现又好,
朋友不少,
可男孩儿们追她费劲.

从前有个男孩儿叫Jonhsan,
朋友们都问他怎么办,
他最爱戳人,
想游到日本,
哪像个男子汉?

Can't think of any other decent ones, and I'm not sure about the grammar/correctness of the two I just wrote...but hmm. Multilingual rhyming and poetry...now there's an idea.

鸟在海上钓鱼,
When suddenly out of the blue,
海突然了变绿,
What was there growing,
才能有原因,
For this whole blue sea to be changing?

Whoooooooo~